BIRTH RATES ARE PLUMMETING BUT THE DON CALLIS FAMILY IS GROWING

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Every detail about Vince's birthday party that the wrestlers leak is like a greatest hits of sadness: - Stephanie wasn't there - Jelly Roll was - He wore a producer's headset because he so badly misses his job - He dressed like Dr.Evil - He's still alive

"They should re-sign Andrade now that he's out of WWE!" Hell no. Guy had his chance and jumped ship at the first opportunity. It's not like he was such a game changer the first time that we need him back. Sign talent who want to be there. Not talent who use you for leverage.

Weird how last week, WWE fans loved Toni Storm and considered her the best part of AEW... and then this week after she said she's an AEW lifer, suddenly they're tired of her, her gimmick sucks and she's Toni Hogan. 🤔

At this rate, here's what the Don Callis Family will look like by 2026.

Bandido you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

Holy crap, Conglomeration tron with The One Billy Gunn works shockingly well. Literally the only thing I edited was the music 48 seconds in so the two would end at the same time, but everything else is completely natural.

The year is 2033. Mercedes has won every title in professional wrestling. Even the male titles. Her entrance takes 26 hours for the line of people behind carrying her belts. She's currently known as two thousand six hundred and twenty seven belts Moné. Scratch that, twenty eight.

Hey, how you doing lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya something that ya might like to hear Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft? AYY BITCH WAIT TIL YOU SEE MY DICK #AEW

Tony Khan when he knows there's too much sports competition for a weekend AEW show so it might as well be hoot-level for the super diehards

It's fun leaving my marketing email on my long time inactive Youtube channel, because I'll get the wildest sponsorship offers "We think your channel would be perfect for our camping radar" Oh yeah, I'm sure my professional wrestling related channel fits like a glove, you donkey

#AEWDynamite

From the creator of Breaking Bad, Pluribus, by Vince Gilligan, creator of Breaking Bad, director of Breaking Bad, executive producer of Breaking Bad, head writer of Breaking Bad. Did we mention Breaking Bad? Breaking Bad. HOLY CRAP I GET IT, MARKETING TEAM. STOP.

Quan Chi lookin ahh

Hey man, it's Alex Wright, the German! If you want to know what the Germans are about, pick me, and you're gonna have a hell of a wictory, I PROMISE!