Despite their best efforts, the Detroit Tigers have made the ALDS.

Never tell your students your favorite team.

We Dey

I'm on President Trump's side this time. Impeaching the President of Puerto Rico should be his highest priority.

The transparency I promised is being delivered by this FBI.

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Bought beers for the two Tigers fans behind me who have been real chill and one of the guys was so happy he shouted to the entire section that I’m cool and to leave me alone and it’s honestly the coolest I’ve ever felt in my life

playoffs for toronto teams doesn’t start until you feel like lighting 10 cigarettes at the same time

ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

BUILD THE STATUE

Javy has to have the worst case of ADHD in human history, right? he simply cannot lock in for all 162, but if you fill the stadium up and turn the pressure to 10, he starts crushing the baseball

MLB Riley Greene but Moneyball.

Today’s unsung hero that will be forgotten after all the big swings? Kyle Finnegan entered in the fourth inning with bases loaded no outs & got out of allowing just 1 run to score. Game changing.

El Mago puts on a show 🎩

First time a crowd in this area will see a Toronto team advance past the 2nd round in a very long time.

FINAL: Blue Jays 5, Yankees 2.

RAISE THE BANNER! #MLBPostseason

Dumb ass joke cost me $13