PSA: I send this out for every Apple TV game. I’ve heard the broadcasts have gotten better. But there have been times where the commentators ruin the product. You can switch the audio to the radio broadcast pretty easily if you feel inclined to do so.

Was just walking outside in my backyard with my kids and we found a turtle laying eggs. Pretty crazy to just walk into. We walked away very soon after to let it do its thing. But I was going to have all these weeds mowed down and then pulled tomorrow. Guess not!

I don’t buy into the hype of regular season games, but that doesn’t mean I can’t have fun either. Definitely cool to watch Judge and Ohtani go yard in the same inning. Fun start

You think Adam Sandler has even taken a shower since the Knicks game last night? Doesn’t look like it

You know your starter doesn’t have it when he’s walking Oswald Peraza.

This is the most obvious juiced ball I’ve seen in a while LOL Glad we’re up though

I was having fun but now I’m not. Need Loiasiga to miss some bats here.

Max Fried is allowed to have a bad game every once in a while.

Who is Aaron Soto?

Freeman just kills us. Not many guys in MLB are hitting a double off that pitch.

I don’t think the Yankees can prove much of anything in May. Even if they come back and win this game, it would have no impact on anything that happens if they rematch the Dodgers in the World Series. I get that it’s two prominent teams and there’s more juice to these games

I think we’re very close to Headrick moving ahead of Tim Hill on the depth chart. Headrick is pumping 97 mph. Hill hasn’t been great. I think it’s going to happen eventually.

I wish this was wrong. I want to feel like every game matters a lot and games against prominent teams should be placed on a pedestal. Maybe I’d have more fun if I pretended that to be the case. But we’ve all seen all the weird stuff that happens in the playoffs and I don’t

My wife just says: “Once you have three kids, it’s not parenting anymore. It’s war.” 😂😂😂 Never heard a truer statement in my life.

These benches clearing incidents have gotten so soft over the years. These dudes are acting like a bunch of 12 year olds arguing whether Xbox is better than PlayStation. Either brawl or get off the field.

What time does the Yankees game start tonight?

This is an embarrassing game no matter who you’re playing. Yanks need to get out of LA and reset.

Here are some ways to describe Will Warren’s start. In no particular order: 1.Steaming pile of fuckery 2.Raw sewage on a plate 3.Ass gravy 4.Diarrhea in motion 5.Satan’s soft serve 6.Butthole casserole 7.Turd tornado 8.Festering ass dump 9.Fecal fiesta 10.Crapocalypse 11.Colon