What the fuck is wrong with “rum” flavour?

Just realised that the first thing I ever heard Samuel L. Jackson say was “Hold onto your butts”

Marvel’s What If… is like watching those Star Trek mirror universe episodes where the good guys are bad and the bad guys are good, great fun for the actors (or animators) but ultimately just one long succession of eye rolls #WhatIfMarvel

The #ArmchairTravel to #Colombia was always going to be good, but reading @ingrid_rojas_c & drinking Rathlee's Rum UK turned it into one of my favourite trips so far... I will be making #vegan #bandejapaisa again! armchairtraveller.medium.com/colombia-trick…

We've been accused of selling laboratory solvent by dickless here. Is this true? Yes, it's true: this man has no dick.

Happy Mahaloween 🌺🎃

Oh, what sad times are these when two children can say Ni at will to each other.

Treguna Atreides Harkonnen Satis Dee

We need a poem to think about every day. Any suggestions?

What does a Waddle Bird do? It walks.

Fuck it. Rathlee’s Rum was made with the help of Flor de Caña. It tasted amazing and looked awesome. The fact that y’all preferred some cheap quality, badly flavoured, sugary bollocks still tears me up inside.

Every pigeon says the same thing: “I’ll find you, Eddy. I’ll find you, Eddy.”

“I’m SparTcus!” “What does the ‘T’ stand for?” “Trustworthy”

Psycho is a Christmas movie.

Happy Birthday Daniel Radcliffe!

I take great pains to be painstaking

Creggers Plays Pop

My new thing is overstanding.

I’m literally obsessed with the idea of oneohtrix point never doing the soundtrack for Romancing The Stone. Honestly, how can I make this happen?

I am an apex procrastinator