im always getting myself jobs i don’t actually want and accidentally networking myself into opportunities im not prepared for whatsoever 😭 💔💔❌ i have to learn how to teach cpr in l probably like 2 weeks

best depop find of my life … only $25

You had to be there

i’m thinking about giving up screen time to start staring at the sun

this easter the red star will rise to the gaze of the spynx and nettspend will return to power

🚨PLEASE, IF YOU ARE A SCIENTIST OR PERSON OF SOME SORT PLS HELP ANSWER MY QUESTION 🚨: if my screen time is 6-7 hours a day how many seconds/minutes? of sun staring is the equivalent amount of blue light

my spiritual advisor recommended i take out a loan this weekend ✌️#yolo

if you use a square to your advantage you can hone in

why did god allow my roommate to roam the earth

train quest (2001) strikes again

one time in highschool someone smiled at me and then I realized I’d never tried that one and so the next day I smiled at people and ig I did it wrong because it was really funny so then I pretended it was a joke and anyway they just told me I’m autistic 🤑

the government isn’t gangstalking you, it’s me I’m sorry . I was just having fun

letter order theory

LPS code method works! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

i like to play with my adderall a little bit before i eat it so it gets scared and works better

my evil exbsf only started flossing at 20 because her dentist convinced her she has a unique teeth structure that means she specifically needs to floss her teeth (unlike other people??) 😭 how are you so evil that you only start FLOSSING because it feeds your ego

i accidentally started a business

tempest isn't an ethel cain song. she was a vessel for god in that recording studio. why he chose her i don't know but it's not my place to question it

my business just got a $600-800 reoccurring job #lockedin 🤑🤑🤑🤑

whenever I need to buy new makeup brushes I order them on amazon then return the old ones #lifehack