Speaking as 110 million year old reptile me assure you gator no care about your emotional state.

speak on behalf dragon everywhere, you under our protection, but pretty sure mosquito chasing you crispy now #MorganDragonshield

yeah but them pay good

oh my dragon she retweet me!

In 2011 through biopsy I discovered I had atypical hyperplasia. I had a large portion of one breast removed and a few surgeries including implants to even things out. The symptoms of atypia are not the same as BC. If you see ANYTHING changed about your breast...swelling, pain...

me look in mirror

we can dance if we want to

year of the me

be jealous of fabulous scaly skin

oh. my. dragon.

what fabulous hair #ReptileThoughts

speaking for all dragon this not how we really get our names but is cute

me only know komodo eat that editor foot and that dragon say hooman taste like poo

me nominate worm for animal caucus since we have banana slug too

dad really good at this

really just seasoned badly

me perfecfly fine house guest tyvm

our dentists work miracles

that bitch ain't no dragon and me would know