Appreciate DOROTHY playing Friday night in Corpus despite the Wynonna Earp season premiere. Trying to remember if she set her dvr during soundcheck...🤷‍♀️

My message to the president: you better not talk about pardons for Michael Cohen or Paul Manafort tonight, or anytime in the future.

This fluff game is not looking so fluffy. 🏈☘#BSUvsND

RT if you’ve been 17, very drunk, and didn’t try to rape someone.

Stanford ☑️ Michigan State ☑️ USC ☑️ Boston College ☑️ Purdue ☑️ Navy ☑️ After beating the Cardinal tonight, we are now in possession of all six rivalry trophies. #GoIrish☘️ #STANvsND

This was supposed to be the preseason no. 2? #Kentucky is playing like they don't even want to be in the top 25 👎 #SIUvsUK

Overheard: Trump will be giving a statement on Epstein’s death. Aides aren’t worried he’ll sound inauthentic because he’s been rehearsing it since yesterday.

Clemson is going to go to the playoffs with 12 unimpressive wins

Your gender reveal party reveals way more about the lack of intelligence your baby is inheriting

I may not be able to get milk atm; but I take comfort in knowing if ever the end of the world comes, Monster Energy is readily available 🤷‍♀️

Trump on April 13: "When somebody is the president of the United States, the authority is total." Trump on March 13: "I don't take responsibility at all."

Mike Pence is lying. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris do not support "abortion all the way up to the moment of birth." Disgusting lie.

Did any #Florida team win today?? 🤷‍♀️ #CollegeFootball

The claw has made its choice for the #CFBPlayoff ... 🏆

Why would a man who solicits donations claiming he won the election, and will serve a second term, issue a flurry of pardons as if he was on the last days of his Administration? Because it’s a damn scam. That’s why.

This men's tournament is wild! My bracket is shot, but this is the best tourney we could have asked for after last year! #MarchMadness #YearOfTheUnderdog #MyBracketNeedsAStimulus

First show since ShipRocked 2020. Let's go DED!

Notre Dame at no. 6 watching the teams ahead of them start to fall. #CFBPlayoff #CFP #GoIrish

Rock Chalk, Jayhawk. #MarchMadness #FinalFour #kubball

Houston, we have a problem. #NBAPlayoffs #DubNation