Missing Child!!! Missing Child!!!

Peace be unto you all!

This is Maxwell (a 14year old member of the Junior Youth).
His mum said he left home last Thursday at dawn and hasn’t returned till date.

Kim stepping out = a blunder

Lunin conceding in his near post = fantastic goal

Lucas giving away a cheap pen= what a run by Musiala

Kim giving away a pen= a blunder

🤔

Esther was black and broke 😂

Best transformation video you will ever see today.

That first garri taste after constant eat outs will make you consider crime

Amen 🙏

Class scholar: I’m not sure the answers I have written are correct

Me:

Entered a lift on Admiralty Way and met two ladies eating cakes and ice cream inside.

They almost hid it as soon as they saw me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My ministry is moving.

Zinedine Zidane once said:

'What Barca does with 40 passes, Toni Kroos does with one.'

Fall in love and savor the moment. If they leave, they leave. The ones that will stay will come😘

how tf is this even possible? is he aquaman?

This is the real idea of a Yoruba man.

Not the forger perjurer druggie that no one knows his father's house or real lineage.

your change is 20 naira

me: bring it

Slaps better with this tune

I will choose Beyoncé she’s worth more than $500k. Imagine sitting in the presence of greatness?

This is something a drunk me would never say. Bring that cash bro.

'Older people should not eat eggs and meat because it will clog their arteries'

Yet you put bread and tea for breakfast on a Monday morning on their diet plan

Apple for Snack and just two eggs as source of protein.

3 meals a day, including snacks in btw

Better unlearn!

Girl math.

Person go wake up by 5, hustle fuel, enter traffic

And instead make person meet better pounded yam for house na toto you dey use welcome me.

Abeg off road.

Nigerian politicians can't believe how lucky they are

“What should I replace noodles with”,

“what should I replace Bread with”

You are not serious with your health yet.

Anyways, let me help you with some healthy foods.

Next time ask me to cook it for you.

Portion control; Yam, potatoes, rice, beans, swallow except wheat and…