Dayum nigga signed with ck crazy shit, Marta finna go loco. Now don’t get angry with me, but I’m I the only one that thinks ck undies are overrated. Under Armour all the way ngl.

Marta going live today?

Just realized I still got sum to watch for the first time. Time to get healed😮‍💨

Aight no trollin cause I been saying this, but tbh I didn’t watch a single sec of it yet. So I’m really lockin in rn with the first stream 3hrs left. See y’all on the other side😌✌️

You see I got distracted again. Ong I got the attention span of a 3 year old. I’m lockin in fr this time.

Damn, qué bonito🥹

Im feeling a family channel coming

Ima call it rn, own reality show in 5 years.

Fast forward 6–7 years: a cozy home, little Eric Garcia playing football with Marlon, little Sophia Garcia helping Marta decorate for Christmas. A ‘Marta & Marlon: Vida Unscripted’ Christmas special. Uncle Rocket setting up the tree, love everywhere. Dinner getting ready.

Aight perfect time. Time to lock in fr fr

Luh calm fit

Ngl never thought this shit would turn out the way it did. Marta showed us that when your heart is set on something, nothing and no one can stand in your way🙌🤧

Aight Marta finna go live yall know what that means. Modo traductor activado. I’m locking in this time fr all translations finna be quick and on point. I got yall🙌

Nigga tf happened this time🥀

Anyway what’s yall favourite water brand?

They have lost there damn minds, and I saw barca on 8% real on 6% and bayern on 4%…

Ain’t no fk way boi

Yall seeing papa Frost, and papa P? I’m not even trollin but I gotta be like that when I’m old, or they can put me to sleep ngl.

Pfff yall really need areq??? I took over that translation shit, I could do the same with that editing shit. Just give me the word.

Holy fuck God bless Marta it’s like we having purpose in life now. Cause if this shit happened before we got healed this comm would’ve been a total shitshow.