which 9 numbers come to mind when you see this logo

oof sorry 😬 thanks for letting me know, unfollowing her now, loved her in jurassic park, didn't know she ate children

when i die my friends have my permission to say “on my dead homie” then lie

Me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

i don’t know who’ll see this but don’t watch prometheus before bed, you’ll have weird nightmares

behind every beautiful woman there is a curb that she just drove over

every week a new fake mark ronson asks to follow me on tiktok #blessed

“You let your cat in your bed” I’d let my cat borrow my car

i’m with fuckin’ Daniel L. on this one:

when my therapist tells me I should go on a walk every day

you ever look at someone and just wanna

The Chiefs just gave up a FART (fumble and return for touchdown) and a TAINT (touchdown after interception) back to back. First ever FART and TAINT back to back.

“sir i’m gonna need you to step out of the vehicle and walk in a straight line.” justin timberlake:

[closing remarks] J.D. Vance: (quivering) W-When we win, don’t forget that these people want you broke, dead, and your kids uh.. brainwashed. Kamala on the most klonopin you’ve ever seen in your life, mouth pressed against the microphone: Clap if you think he should be killed

If they made likes public right now I’d be deported