But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw... but me. Can you guess? Luck.

I am on my sixth minute uncontrollably laughing at this video so I might aswell share it with you guys too

Dude I could never be famous cuz some bum ass nobody loser could call me lame or something and I'd still argue that motherfucker

Everyone shut up Smiling Friends is over and im Killing Myself

// this is deadass the funniest reply i’ve ever gotten before 😭😭 and i know this dudes 100% serious too

Smiling Friends 9/11

looking at this tweet today like a photo of my dead wife

🚨🇰🇵 BREAKING — North Korea Said Trump is a Fat Retard but Funny.

Wait til chick fil a get ahold of this technology and they forget to say my pleasure

they dont know the bot broke

Hey guys, thanks for letting me tweet whatever I want. Like, no, really. Thank you. I appreciate that you guys let me say and post things here and dont beat the shit out of me and take my lunch money. Thanks, y'all. Please don't beat me up

Running for Congress and not telling anyone this is my account. If I get elected they'll probably kick me out in a week but man it'll be the most elite week of shitposting ever with that grey badge

What does this random girl have to do with what my favorite halo is

Every single news station is going to be like this

How I feel walking around my apartment butt naked with a hot chocolate in hand