Vibe healing FTW

Only if it disavows Tuscan kale

In other words: stop eating meat, for that’s where all that alfalfa is going.

Death, death to the T-Rex

Death, death to the ZFC

Thoughts and prayers

I know a Calasso when I see one

Can we crowdfund a hostile takeover of the NYT by the Onion

Is it possible they’re all just one person?

I’m sure someone’s already done a study of sentiment analysis on Twitter vs youth unemployment but if there isn’t, time to do it

Don’t forget the fake news about chess players burning 6000 calories during games.

The way things are going, will be easier to create states where they can’t be criticized than a country where all of them can.

Looking forward to the 16th!

The spring is the condition of possibility of the shadow

Might be a pronoun thing

Brewing it in a French Press can breathe some soul into it, but I never understood why anyone would prefer black coffee to a latte or a cappuccino

Mechahitler vs Paperclip

“Centrism”

Good to see the Prisoner's Dilemma worked out in the Prisoner's favor

Massholes are a thing but someone invariably lets me in