Nuked the old account a while ago. Had to come to witness a good old fashion white boy summer. #countrytothebone

Check out this gorilla cloud. Chill as fuck #countrytothebone

Best thing about post grad is starting to cook for yourself again. Not sure how my stomach dealt with house food for so long. #countrytothebone

The only thing I’ve got going for me rn #countrytothebone

At what point to people commit to joining dating apps? I would kill myself if I had to tell my kids that I met their mother on hinge.

I am tired of coming to work on Monday morning feeling like I’ve gone full retard after consuming as much alcohol as I possibly can every weekend. (I am gonna do it again this weekend)

Prime day this, prime day that

With electric bikes being what they are, I think it’s really sad that today’s children will never feel the shame of having to push their bike up a hill that was too steep. #soft #countrytothebone

Run over my balls with an F250 dually please

Just got let go from my job. Do you think they would agree give me severance in the form of a long term lil tay onlyfans subscription? #Beev #countrytothebone

So unbelievably back

Not to be that guy but holy #shrink