There’s nothing like a quiet café in the West Village. Croissant, black coffee, brick walls, a little jazz playing low. Deals get done, novels get started, hearts get broken— all between Perry and Jane.

Midweek reminder: Real estate isn’t won in big moments. It’s won in the follow-ups, the quiet emails, the 7:30am texts, and the deals no one claps for. Keep grinding. Someone’s closing today—it might as well be you.

The stock market is up, down, sideways, and drunk. Meanwhile, real estate just wants you to get pre-approved, stop lowballing, and maybe bring a tape measure. One’s chaos. The other’s concrete. Pick your poison.

🚨 Million Dollar Listing meets The Office… but everyone’s in 3rd grade. Juice boxes. Meltdowns. $3.5B penthouses. And one soaked team leader. 🎬 Watch Gajillion Bajillion Dollar Listing now. It’s real estate TV… but way shorter. 📍Only in NYC. #RealEstate #Parody