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Randy_Porch

@randy_porch

History Nerd, RPG lover, Food Scientist/Gourmet. pinterest.com/oracle666/

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calendar_today15-11-2008 02:41:09

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Regularly hear that if we didn't have the electoral college, lower population states would just get ignored. But here we are a little over a month until the election and all the focus is on "battleground states."

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At Mercy Hospital in Iowa City. Hope the U of I knows we'll be calling it Mercy no matter what they change the sign out front to say.

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Twitter keeps asking me if I want to be a digital creator. I feel like if I was meant to get paid for random thoughts and observations I make on here it would have happened already.

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I feel like I could write an article or paper on how my family's method of making chili is the best, but that would mean starting an argument with the rest of the chili-making internet.

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Homecoming Parade in Iowa City this Friday. All public transit will be moved several blocks south to the courthouse area and I can't help but feel this could be planned in a way that wouldn't inconvenience everyone relying on the bus service.

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Large bruise or sprain= nothing, recovery not really an issue. Paper cut or hangnail = I will literally bonk that spot into everything until it heals.

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Keeping with tradition, and having no idea how many trick-or-treaters we may actually get, we'll just get a bag or so of candy we like in case we have a lot of leftovers.

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I can only hope this Halloween will pass without some white college kid ruining their career with the most racist costume possible but I still have low expectations.

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Did the thing. On this sticker is Iowa's state bird, the Goldfinch. Be cool to the people working the polls, a lot of them are volunteers.

Did the thing. On this sticker is Iowa's state bird, the Goldfinch. Be cool to the people working the polls, a lot of them are volunteers.