I’ve got some adorable news for everyone. Meet Pepper! The newest member of my family. He’s a Black Lab puppy and he’s pure concentrated cuteness.

I love that SQLite is both underutilized and also used far more than most people realize.

Ok Computer - Radio Head

“And every four years, we will have suburban housewives in Pennsylvania choose a new president.” “Just Pennsylvania, sir?” “And Wisconsin and Michigan. And maybe Arizona, as a treat.” “No one else can vote, sir?” “They can vote but it won’t matter.”

maslow's hierarchy of dweebs

Sometimes doing IT work for old ladies is actually delightful.

To be fair to the engineers, it doesn’t actually look like a penis. It’s clearly a dildo.

when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala tweet of the election

Christ on a cracker CNN is interviewing the dumbest voters they can find. It is unbelievable the size of the fucking rocks these people must be living under.

This sucks. It sucks real bad. I hoped we would be better than this. That we would see through the lies and the hate. We weren’t. And we didn’t. Have a puppy. I think I’m gonna go get a beer.

its the future

In a first for me I just saw a dude with a truck nuts air freshener. I guess you just really like the idea of staring at balls while you’re driving?

Flying into Portland in a rain storm. Bumpy as hell and low clouds. It was so bumpy it made my cat air sick and the poor thing puked in her carrier. I don’t even know how low we were before we diverted to Seattle. It was day time but looking out the window we never saw the ground

Hey Archive: Rep. Lori Chavez-DeRemer. I see all that boot licking you did is finally paying off. I hope it tasted real good because you’re going to find out like everyone else does that everything he touches turns to shit. npr.org/2024/11/22/nx-…

Dax says when AI does everything else, selling coffee over ssh might be one of the last jobs still done by humans. It's more art than science. There's no formula. Just taste, psychology and chaos tolerance.