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Rupert Lowe MP Who decided that eating weeds was part of a balanced diet?

If you grew up in the 70’s you’ll understand! 😆 It’s amazing how we all remember the same things 😂

Binging Eureka and Lupo (Erica Cerra) sounds like she has throat cancer or spasmodic dysphonia (RFK Jr.) in season 4 and 5. Found out she used vocal fry on purpose to sound "rough." It's the talking equivalent of someone singing off-key. I fast forward whenever she's on screen.

Debra Reinhardt Conspiracy Nut: "Obama is gay! His wife is a man! Obama also molests little girls! This photo is proof!" Sane Person: "A photo of him next to a little girl is proof? And why is a 'gay' man molesting little girls?" Conspiracy Nut: "How dare you question me, you CIA shill!"

Ian Miles Cheong Unhinged Nut: "Elon Musk is a Nazi! You must sell your car!" Sane Person: "Do you support Ukraine?" Unhinged Nut: "Of course I do!" Sane Person: "Doesn't that mean you support Nazis?" Unhinged Nut: "Those are the GOOD Nazis, you moron!" Sane Person: "Your brain is broken."

Most microwave popcorn contains chemicals linked to memory loss, Alzheimer's, ADHD, obesity, imbalances in female oestrogen and cancer.

Darshak Rana ⚡️ Every day the Flat Earth cult gains new low IQ members. If they become the majority, you know what will happen.

Still waiting to be shocked. 🤨🤨

$1 strawberry vs $300 pencils [🍓 howard_lee]

If you replace "the left" with something like "wife beaters," it makes you wonder why anyone would care how wife beaters define capitalism. "If you don't understand how wife beaters define capitalism, you don't understand wife beaters." x.com/DrKarlynB/stat…

Monitor Earthprime Soon AI will monitor all humans 24 hours a day. Whether they wear pants, dresses, or butt plugs with assless chaps, perverts won't be able to do horrible things to children. If they try, a Morphobot will Robocop them on the spot, Judge Dredd style.

What happens when a cat touches tinfoil?

Frightening. Keep your children away from the Sesame Street Groomers…

Johnny Midnight ⚡️ In the land of equal rights you better keep your hands to yourself or you'll get a slap for a slap and a punch for a punch. No special treatment.

Still one of the best costume tricks ever [📹 shaharlivne1]

Remember Gordon-Michael Scallion's predictions that never came true? Remember his future map of the world? rense.com/general67/thea… google.com/search?num=10&…

Toni Millions of people on TwiXter think that every parody account is the real person. Every nut in his mother's basement who claims to be Q is followed by a ton of people. In other words, too many people are gullible AND bat spit insane.

⚖️The Justice Cometh⚖️ Things are always "about to be unleashed," but "about" must have changed in the dictionary to mean "somewhere between now and 500 years from now."