Back when Trump was prez, I jumped on the news just to catch up on the crazy shit he said. I literally would say, “what crazy shit is Trump saying now?” Today, I find myself jumping on Twitter to read the crazy shit Elon Musk is posting.

Houston Astros fans really love Ted Cruz

Fake news alert: no one threw a can of beer at Senator Ted Cruz ! His gay lover gently tossed him a beer as his adoring fans cheered him on for personally winning the World Series. #libtards #sheeple

If you want to get to know me and what I stand for, watch this video. If I’m your candidate after watching, please share and retweet to help more people see.

Most of all, please VOTE and return your ballot by 8pm 🗳

The foundation of any good soup or stew is a hearty broth.

While you are all fighting over politics, here is a pic of the roux I just made for my gumbo.

While Trumpers and Libs are murdering each other at the polls in Maricopa County, I’m just going to have a nice bowl of gumbo.

Hey all, been gone awhile. Where’s Rep. Lauren Boebert ??

#wheresRepBoebert Rep. Lauren Boebert

Has anyone checked in on Elon Musk to see if he’s ok?

Most Gouda cheese is produced industrially using pasteurized milk

.Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 is now saying he has “no idea where these rumors of a red wave/tsunami came from.” Here’s a montage from your own network, Sean.

MAGAs are really going through it tonight. Hate to see it.

I ALMOST FORGOT—HAPPY EXPLODING WHALE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🐋🧨💥 OTD 1970…

Democrats Ukrained the Republicans. #Ukrained

Dutch judges are to deliver their verdicts today in the case of the airliner shot down over eastern Ukraine. Here's what we know about the events of July 17, 2014, when MH17 was hit by a Buk surface-to-air missile system, killing 298 people:

There is never NOT a good time to retweet this. 🔥 #WeDontNeedAWalker

Jim: “It’s reasonable to compare you to Steve Jobs" Elizabeth Holmes has just been sentenced to 11.25 years in prison

This new Raphael Warnock ad is worth a watch and retweet

Can we all just agree that Jim Cramer is 💯 full of shit and move on?