Football is kind of like the 2nd amendment. I don't think the creators realized how hard this shit would hit in the future

It’s wild doctors give you a due date for pregnancy cause that’s such a painful experience. No male equivalent. Doc’s never like, “In 9 months, you’re gonna get your ass beat. Congratulations” “Omg, by who?” “By the thing you love most in this world”

it's funny to me how large social movements seems really small on the personal level. like my grandpa was part of the Great Migration but the way he explained it is "some nigga in L.A said he had a job for me"

Forspoken's pretty good

No matter how good someone is at singing I will always be uncomfortable if they do it acapella in front of me

RIP Lance Reddick. One of my favourite actors and the only person to ever scare Eric Andre. Always gave the performance of his life in anything he was in from John Wick to The Wire to Fringe. He will be dearly missed

I have finally defeated the healthcare system (getting my insurance to actually pay me)

Me after striking for one week

It’s funny that advertising is this evil malevolent force the corrupts society and your desires then you meet an advertiser and it’s just a 23 year old girl from Vassar who threw up in an Uber over the weekend

seeing hillary on stage feels like seeing an emo pic of yourself in high school. like damn, we really tried to make that work

Biden's at home like, "I don't know who this black lady is but she's doing pretty good"

Dems gotta train a charismatic leader from birth the same way South Korea has those K-pop idol camps

It feels like part of the response to the CEO getting assassinated is that mass shootings are so common in America, when someone goes out to kill just one person it almost feels polite

Hot people are taking all the jobs in this country. "Manifesto-writing killer" used to be reserved for 5's and below

Tik Tok ban felt like America got put in geopolitical version of time out

Hegseth really ruining it for us guys who can be drunk at work and keep our cool

About time we brought jobs back from overseas so our AMERICAN robots can have jobs

I'm new to investing, looking for tips. Are stocks supposed to go down or up?

I didn’t really like Biden but at least he had the decency to lose his mind at the end of his term

I thought the tariffs were supposed to bring back manufacturing. I was already halfway done with my new sweat shop and now I gotta get rid of it. What am I supposed to do with all these kids now?