find me in the duff

You may want to be my cat but remember he is spayed & a virgin. You must choose between me being obsessed with you & living a life of celibacy or being a mere man- he pities you.

Sunday best.

I hate food pushers. Like when you say you don’t eat something or want something & they’re all like try some try a bite just one it’s so good, etc. Like, no means no buddy. Go choke.

You’ll never find me on a boat unless it’s the Chicago architecture tour- AI generated or otherwise.

Most girls aren’t on boats or private jets- it’s AI. Also, that shit can be rented hourly. Flying private is bad for the earth, ya know.

My friends list on here & on my main account post real shit. They are flying private. They do go on boats. I have met many of them & they are smart babes. I only fuck with the real deal. Sorry if this is upsetting/not sorry.

Back to the office:

I played bass a little but I always sang in bands so I didn’t have to practice- rather just show up with nothing to carry.

Best advice in this industry? Keep a mailing list so they don’t forget you & a blog so they get to know you.

It’s funny that people have 𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕽𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖆 𝕽𝖞𝖉𝖊𝖗 𓂀 𝗡𝗬𝗖 blocked but follow me here. Like, what did main ever do to you?

I deleted my Telegram app. If I was in a Twitter support group with you or we chatted on there, please feel free to DM me here. I hate having all these apps! Digital clutter nightmare.

Someone please get me a Rolleiflex SL66 with a CLA (clean, lubricate, adjust) or at least find me a few links to ones in good working order! I’m obsessed!!!

I’m meticulous about my sessions, so I prefer to be alone when setting up your room for an outcall. After I arrive, then take your shower so that I can methodically place my wares, adjust the lighting, and rig my ropes without any eyes on me. When you return, everything will

People steal my site formatting & ad copy all the time. One time, someone stole my stuff so verbatim that they didn’t change the links. All of a sudden I was getting traffic from a random provider’s site. I was like…you may want to have that link to your wish list, not mine.

I love an outcall- rip off my dress & go!

Leaving the outcall.

I’ll respond to your email eventually.

Eleven Madison Park will be serving meat again, yay! 🥩

Red heels to match?