had a work date with Fin (OG psyduck enthusiast) and i never realized how much of a slob i am until after i took a nap and i woke up to see him still working and he told me "you get paid X a month to do that?" 😭

(Not so) secretly judging bestie coz when I sleep ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶u̶s̶t̶o̶m̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶2̶ ̶h̶r̶s̶ 🧑🏻‍💻, suddenly it’s “unprofessional” and I’m “at risk of getting fired” 🙄

perks of being friends with me: free clothes + styling

honestly had the worst couple of months of my life since i left home. dunno how i would have survived without my friends both old and new. thank god for their lives.

trying to enjoy my own company like

badly need oomf to hold me like he means it

SEATED

no more yearning. this feels gross. he’s a fucking loser (with pretty eyes)

just remembered that i’m hot. i’m ok now.

not me waking up needy (horny)

☀️

LOVE job interviews bc what do you mean it’s all about me and i get to talk about myself and all the amazing things i’ve done??! we are never leaving this call

hair’s getting crazy

don’t smile because it’s over, go to therapy because it happened

liking a virgo is such a fucking bad idea

i love fasting. i feel so hot right now