comically large pizza (2007 honda accord for scale)

glad to know I’m still the best poker player at Virginia tech (leaving with 4x my buy in)

on the plane n just saw the person next to me use a feature i built. do i say something?

at a give zip code, the % of people that know Noah Kahan and % of people that know Sam Altman is inversely correlated

just laughed at a 67 joke. im ngmi

i will believe anything given to me in video essay format

how did they write code before CMD+F

For many years, Japan has been X's second biggest audience, with over half the country using the app. Today we hit a 4 year high on the App Store: clocking in at No. 11. There's always room to grow.

Polymarket Buggy beta version of Grokipedia V0.1 will be released on Monday. Even this very early release is better on average than Wikipedia imo. We will be looking for as much critical feedback as possible. And we will offer you the opportunity to donate $5 to send a Grok dick pic

since this image is gaining traction again, i wanna clear up this rumor. this isn’t the xAI office. the real office has way more tents.

“man fuck these unit tests.” “u rite”

hot take: ur engagement bait not getting any impressions isn’t proof that the X algorithm is broke. IMO it’s proof of the exact opposite.

does she really like u or is she just tryna get into ur yubi key?

when ur going band for band with a mf in SF and he starts logging into shareworks

in order to be ballin, u have to b-all-in.

im convinced that at least half of all Javascript code ever written is bad.