Quick question: do the Giants know where home plate is located? #theywillprobablyscorearunatsomepointintheseason

Ohhh, are we back to the Dodgers not being able to hit lefties?

America’s catcher!!

Poor Rockies.

Setting a mouse trap is as nerve wracking as it gets.

So far, I’m pretty unimpressed by Teoscar Hernandez this season.

The San Francisco Giants and San Diego Padres are tied with the Rockies in last place. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Bottom of the order doing their job. Top of the order letting us all down. #Dodgers

Dodgers being all Dodger-y again.

Flip flop Tucker and Pages in the lineup.

The Yankees are great.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MOOKIE!?

As long as this Dodgers lineup keeps setting the table for Andy Pages, they are going to be just fine.

And a bunch of people were upset that Will Smith wasn’t playing today. #neverquestiondaveroberts

This is going to be a great day for Daulton Rushing. Going to the park after a great night knowing you just get to relax and bask in the glow.

Alex effing Vesia.

All of a sudden, the Dodgers forgot how to hit baseballs.

Break up the Rockies!

Hey, complainers! Find a player for your team who can pitch great and hit even better and they will get a little bit of extra time as well.

When it comes to carry-on bags, the rules apparently do not apply to everyone.