updated gay test

Bugs when you lift up a rock

WHY AM I CRYING. (i haven't liked anyone in YEARS) (since early 2023) (i am still heavily extremely traumatized from that experience)

I'm going to get hate for that but whatever I don't like the dudes did they watch the video lol

16 years since i met this loser!!!

this kinda tweet from dan id get but from phil …. it got a little kick to it

i am going to Kill Myself

happy 16 years to these dorks #phanart

‘twas the night before Hard Launch with Dan & Phil episode 1

i got a text back guys 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

im SO excited for phodcast

how being a phannie feels atm

u dont understand how insane my life is right now. genuinely this month's playlist name.

every news alert since January 2025 be like:

The kids from Sandy Hook should be in college right now

He bulldozed the White House during a government shutdown to build himself a ballroom, then sent a letter to the states saying that SNAP benefits for 42 million people may not go out in November to those who rely on it to eat.

imagine being a president and the only records you broke were the longest government shutdowns and the worst economy recorded omg

i am in a polycule with my band bookie (i barely know him) and avascreams (i dont know her at all)

when i am in a successful relationship we WILL be dressing as dan and phil for halloween and there is NO negotiation