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Rajat Suresh

@rajat_suresh

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linkhttps://rajatsuresh.com/ calendar_today13-10-2009 12:49:05

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There’s a time and a place for protesting. Im all for freedom of speech but is whatever you are protesting seriously as important as Pikachu? I wish these radicals would think for second…

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Whoa! My thinking is for sure changed after seeing this. What does it mean though? Isn’t there usually just soil/dirt under the ground??

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I’m right there with you. My son (32) doesn’t know shit about America. When I asked him to sing me the national anthem he shoved my head in the toilet and spanked the fuck outta me. I am worried he is gay/trans (not sure the difference)

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Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

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I gathered 50 of the BEST wives on the planet. And then we BURIED THEM ALIVE. Whichever one survives the longest, gets to be MY wife

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Amid the devastation on west coast, I can't help but think of all the storytellers/creative types who will use their art to work through this unspeakable tragedy. I am genuinely excited to see what deliciousness you cook up. Thank you in advance. Sincerely, A fan of Art

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Economic boycott! Please do not use your credit card on any pornography today. If you must spend, only support local milfs in your area 🙏

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Hi HBO, the show I was watching on your network was rated TV-MA for brief nudity, but i finished the episode and there was no nudity whatsoever. This is unacceptable. There should have at least been a quick ball flash. I will be cancelling my subscription. Thank you

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Israeli snl character named Gayatollah Khamanei: I declare war on israel and also... (undoes turban to reveal he has pink hair) ...I am woke Ayatollah (watching from Iran): We must cede all of our territory to Israel immediately

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CNN reporter voiceover over b-roll of Iranians smiling: Many Iranians are happy America is freeing them from the Ayatollah's brutal regime... Reporter (wearing bulletproof vest talking to Iranian man like he's Koko the gorilla): AMERICA GOOD, YES? BUENO?

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US soldier: This is my girl back home (shows AI generated image of an anime girl with cat ear headphones and huge honkers) I gotta make it home for her… Same soldier (after getting shot in the front lines): grok is this true?

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I guess New York just isn't ready to elect a pervert into the mayor's office yet. We will learn from this, we will organize, and we will come back stronger ✊ #PervertsForCuomo