In retrospect, the movie 'A.I.' is really very good. Considering what it's named after

shot and chaser. shame on y’all USC

Misgendered in a bad review: shame on u
Misgendered in a good review: it’s cool ally ur doing ur best

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you

Imagining a guy who has no problem with kids but hates people 33-41. If you're that age and at the bar, he will ask you to leave. He can always tell, too

Having four beers and then sending my friend $20 for 'everything'

What the pub made me think of

What is reality but another kind of IP

I’m at the butcher sampling unreleased cuts of beef. Stuff you didn’t even know was on the cow

Pierre’s Cowboy Bebop rant. He’s just like me fr

Celebrate my birth by supporting a family from Gaza, and telling me about it docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

Dang, I got bee'd

Let the record show I told the joke slightly earlier, and worse

Just a good idea for an account