the longer this trip goes on the more people are getting to see me in all my phases of exhaustion. i go from looking sad and pathetic to unhinged sprinting towards the cream puffs while evil laughing

i like to end my nights by sitting in the shower eating the family mart egg sando and gazing into the void

japan trip but i post only frog related items ive seen

“go take your meds”
“ok”

made it to japan and managed to lose our passports within 5 min of arriving before even getting through customs because i was too distracted by the fancy toilets

there is a baby sitting in front of me on this flight and i am single handedly saving everyone from crying baby by just making faces at it nonstop every time he cries🫡 i am doing a public service

for some reason i did not realize japan is in the future and booked all our stuff for the 28th when it is actually the 29th there 🫡

be happy :) this is a threat 🐸🔪

all packed for japan :) just me and my 28 pairs of socks and approximately 40 frog plushies

rachel 🐸 So I decided to force my mom into helping me make your cake

fried egg frog blankie sample!!! 🐸🍳 i think i gotta make the white fluffier??

i realized axolotls are just long pink tadpoles 🌸🪷🐸

flower frogs 💐 happy world frog day 🐸

happy world frog day! get every frog you know a cake 🍰🐸

he got all dressed up and everything!! 😡