Nyt pivots to reporting the most devastating, random gossip. Glad it worked out because if the crush wasn’t reciprocal…

Do professional chefs follow recipes? Or are they following their heart?

Let’s talk about how hard Wario’s Goldmine was in Mariokart like not to be too controversial but I think it might’ve been harder than rainbow road 🤔

The end of Romeo and Juliet is too sad for me 😒

My favorite part of perfect person is every so often two straight men say I love you to one another and I find it very healing

Just had the urge to cut my own bangs rn what should I do

I’ve never once ironed a piece of clothing and at this rate I don’t think I ever will

Give Michael Cera the sex symbol status he deserves 💯

It’s a blessing/miracle that neosporin doesn’t sting

This is so funny about halfway through we really start fumbling the ball/bag

Rewatching the hunger games and realizing Effie Trinket is middle management

Went to yoga today and which made me remember I have a body

Kind of relate to the guy in Sarah Bareilles’s Love Song like if I were dating a famous singer songwriter and she *hadn’t* written a song about me I’d be like…

Breaking Gravy news 🗞️

Thankful no one spoiled the twist at the end of Fight Club for me 🙏🏻

Got to the airport 10 minutes before boarding - just enough time to spend my fortune on a cup of coffee and pesto chicken sandwich from Guy Fieri’s restaurant kiosk

There’s just a je ne sais quoi about a man all my friends hate

Time to liquidate my assets (return a $90 sports bra I bought on Amazon I decided I didn’t need)