Just came back to Twitter because I was worried that I'd typed 'The Phantom Thread' instead of 'The Phantom Menace.'

Ah, that explains it.

I still don’t know what’s up with these trade routes.

*closes Twitter*
Cue 'Augie's Great Municipal Band.'

'Well, I wanted to write, but too many people* on the Internet wanted to talk to me about Captain Tarpals.'

*no one

If you can't love me at my Jar Jar, you don't deserve me at my Tarpals.

Going to see The Phantom Menace today. I'll be the one at the back cheering for* Captain Tarpals.

*making eyes at

sleep is a fast travel system to breakfast

Good morning. Turtles All the Way Down is streaming NOW Max, and the The New York Times (!!!!!) calls it 'one of the more dynamically authentic on-screen depictions of O.C.D. that I’ve seen.'

'Sensational She-Hulk remains grounded in a way only Marvel Comics superheroes are... Sensational She-Hulk is brilliantly energetic and deeply real.'
Rainbow Rowell #comics #SheHulk #Marvel #NCBD
Out today, read David Brooke's review:
aiptcomics.com/2024/05/01/she…

Guy who shouts into his phone at Starbucks just stepped out to take a call because 'it's a little loud in here.'

Sir.

COLTON GENTRY’S THIRD ACT is out today.

Today begins my third act.

Sometimes choosing the right guy IS choosing yourself ...

(Or something.)

Me pitching the book I'm working on to my friend: 'So she's torn between these two guys ...'

My friend: 'Is the twist that she chooses herself?'

Me: 'LOL, Team Bella. No.'

Out Tomorrow!

The Whisper Queen 1
the start to our second Blacksand Tale, the first of a 3 issue mini
by Chip, Myself, and Matt

also

The White Trees one-shot collection
for those that missed the original release

(if this is your first time reading, do not read in public :)

Wow, almost 5 years in the making, and it’s finally real

Whisper Queen issue 1 out May 1st

Shivering through this iced coffee, but I won't turn back.