Pegasus don't care!

If a woman can't breast feed, does that make her boobs milk duds?

What's got one thumb and a really interesting anecdote about trying to hand feed an alligator? This guy! 👍🏻

My favorite turn of phrase is "turn of phrase." That's some Inception shit right there.

I feel completely safe.

We're making our Centre County debut! Arena Bar &Grill. 7:30pm. $5 cover. Come laugh with/at us!

Holy shit. Our show is at 7. Come now!

Duck buttholes and nipple whispers. Thanks for the great time and the warm welcome State College! We'll be back soon!

Ben and Karen. Acting like idiots at the Arena last night. #soproud

Our next gig is Sept 12 at McGarvey's (formerly Aldo's) in Altoona. 7:30pm | $5 cover. Mark your calendars!

"Who has an external anal sphincter?!" - Quote of the night

Getting ready for our gig at Penn State Altoona! Will we be wearing padded underwear? Come find out!

Spoiler alert: we will be wearing ladies bum pads.

In honor of gig at McGarvey's this weekend, I need improv suggestions! A strange or obscure award they should present at the Oscars?

We open for Norm Nardini this Friday Apr 1 at 7:30 pm. Church in the Middle of the Block. $15 or $20 VIP. Call 934-3504 or 942-0019

Getting ready for some fun! Come on down to church in the middle of the block!

Thelma and Louisa

Get your butts to McGarvey's tonight for the finest improv in town! 7pm | $5 cover | bring a friend! or an enemy!

So this is happening...

Whose Line