Never forget

Drinking scotch from a plastic cup at the Balboa Bay Club

'I still think my idea is good...an obedience school for cats.' - overheard from an old guy

Pretty sure I just accidentally had a thumb war with a hobo. Never back down from a challenge.

flights home again just because = booked. see you in 11 days, ca.

Guess who fell down an entire flight of stairs while carrying her bike this morning...ouch :(

I actually complained that I was too hot on my bike ride this afternoon...while wearing shorts and a short sleeved jersey. ☀️🚴

Revelation: one of the best parts of being an adult is getting drunk with your parents. Andddd my parents have a breathalyzer in their car.

@frantaclaus screw shows. Go get tacos and arepas from tacos arizas parked across the street.

I wish I could say its good to be home and actually mean it right now.

So glad that past me made future me a sandwich to come home to tonight. #thankful

All I wanted was a hot dog :(

apparently my twitter was hacked so dont click any link thats being direct messaged to you from me.

Help! On bolt bus to cherry hill and I'm surrounded by obnoxious frat bros. also, reminder that I'm old and cranky.

'I'm making chicken nugget salad with rice.' - jeff apruzzese

One of those days where I want to pack up and leave and never talk to anyone ever again.

everyone should be listening to the new ıɥsɐq ıɥsıʞ album right now. it is wonderful and awe-inspiring and fantastic.

I just found out that Oprah Winfrey also suffers from a fear of balloons (globophobia) JUST LIKE ME. #twinsseparatedatbirth #notmyfavoritethings

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