Need to tweet about the #WNBA more so that this discourse keeps popping up on my timeline. I cannot get enough of it, elite entertainment

Another year goes by without knowing about the spelling bee. Devastated. ColtsFanCole I need my bee bookie to be on top of it next year so I can lose some money again.

Ain’t no stoppin Obi Toppin

Just learned that my next door neighbor was a boiler and had 4 blocked shots in a win against a #1 Arizona team that had Gilbert Arenas and Richard Jefferson. Lived next to the guy a year and he never once mentioned it. What the fuck man.

I miss the old madden’s when you could take control of a blocker on run plays and lay the heaviest lead blocks to spring a run. I get that this is a very very white guy tweet but it was so sick.

The sacrifices will continue until the pacers win. Sorry Zachary.

Going have beers and watch TJ McConnell play ball tonight

The devastation of walking into KSR to get some Cajun dry rub wings and watch the pacers and seeing the roof on the ground. Makes me worry about the pacers.

274 emails deep in the inbox this morning after someone accidentally sent an email to the entire company distribution list (34k people) and everyone is hitting reply all asking to be removed from the list. Always nice to get a reminder of how dumb people are.

Oh ok Facebook marketplace guy, I’ll just go fist myself. My bad.

Getting chills thinking about Braden hitting a mid range baseline jumper on a rainy Tuesday night with Jason Benetti and Rob Hummel on the call

This is exactly what I look like if you even care

Sure it’s only 11:42 but I think I have to crack a beer to celebrate

Yea this is good for my expectations

2x defending champion of the World’s Most Drenched Dog contest

My sweet mother came home and told me she was too turnt tony’s waitress for brunch. I don’t know who told her who he was and I don’t know what he’s doing hitting a local cafe in north michigan

Clark (2.5 yrs, 85 pounds) and Ron (3 months, 36 pounds) have been locked in a battle for the ages for the past 3 weeks

Edey, E’Twaun, Vince, Mason, PJ, and 4 light beers at quarter bots

Steichen and Ballard doing everything they can to save their job for one more year. Not trying to win football games or get a serious quarterback for the future.

I need DraftKings Sportsbook to offer me a line for 45+ combined interceptions and U5.5 combined wins between the Colts and Purdue and I can pay off my house