Ndikafunga kuti I once signed off a love letter with, “STAY COOL BUT DON’T FREEZE” ndobuda shena muviri wese nekunyara.

I always want to be like you but then I remember umwe musikana wedu webasa akarohwa ne “zvishiri” ndiri Grade 1 and I had to witness my first exorcism. I need to write a thread actually.

Right. I’m giving this honest living thing one last chance. Zvikaramba by December then January 2025 ndikutanga ma illegal deals! 👍🏾

Vanhu muchaputika takatarisa moziva? 😭😭

The R in iPhone XR stands for Real Husband 💀💀

If we were to get a movie title based on the events of this September alone, what would it be? Kasirai I want to create a mock brand for my Marketing.

If Black absorbs heat, do dark skin niqqas feel the sun more than light skin niqqas? 🤔

I have noticed that I can either dress like a fierce runway model or a demented drug addict hippie. There’s no in-between.

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Today’s demented drug addict hippie day comes complete with a patterned formal shirt and animal character pajama pants. Yes. I actually got up and showered in the morning.

There’s a 5th member who always manages to not be there for the most part 🤣🤣

Shona is considered one language but; Karanga - Pazhira (the road) Korekore - Pazhira (to shxt/poop on - especially of the diarrhea variety) 😭😭😭

We have a ZESA fault this side. Can’t even tell the difference 🤣🤣

The thing with being a creative is that you could show up to work but if your brain’s not there unogona kuswera zuva rese wakatarisa screen relaptop usina zvawaita apa madeadlines akakumirira.

So, Tidal?? Is that still a thing?

I’m loving this for Learnmore but haana second name raangashandisa here? Senyika yaimbosekerwa mazita akaita saana Lovemore, Passmore, Nomore nana Loveness the fact he’s currently the most popular Zimbo in the USA and has that name is a bit on the nose. 😭😭😭

For example anogona kushandisa Jonasi ovaudza hake kuti it’s the Shona version yaJonas wemaJonas Brothers.

How do you politely remind your human kuti haaziriye muridzi weRelationship? Zvine mutsa nehunyoro please. Thanks. 🙏🏾