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Kendrick has SZA. J.Cole has Ari Lennox. Who does Drake have?

Day 1: A Song I Know All The Words To. The year was 2008. Form 2. Teachers were on strike for most of the year so we had all the time in the world to write “Auto Books”. Özwa_WeLiquör🍻 The Takumi® Del Fuego🔥 The Tino Who’s BA$Ed👍🏾😎 @_ubuhlee Yeu❤️ Lilian_Chibage_CheMabagwe🚩 and 98 Others!

One day we need to talk about Zim Entrepreneurs and Service Providers who start treating clients and customers like trash as soon as they establish themselves. Unoita kunge ndiwe ukunyengerera kuitirwa kana kutenga something iwe uriwe une mari yacho.

This was me yesterday 😭😭😭

Ndaona maOlives muSadza guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chimwe chikuita ma2K apengereke ndechekuti taivadyira sinh iri. I remember always volunteering to feed the kids ndichiti ndikati 2 spoons to baby ndoti 5 kwangu. 🤣🤣🤣

In the early-mid 2000’s kwaive nezvainzi “zvimbuya”. Hanzi chouya kuzokumbira mvura mukachipa chinenge chichisveta ropa refirst born yepamba penyu. People were putting salt yemagodo around their houses. 😭😭😭

Yaakusvika nguva iye yekutanga waisa mafuta ekuzora muMicrowave. 🤣🤣🤣

There was a girl here who used to be very cool but the social media attention got to her head and now she’s just bitchy. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Wakamboomerwa kusvika wanamata uchiti, “Mwari mukasandikomborera ndaakuzoita zvekuba kunge vanhu veZanu”?? 😭😭

It’s time! 🤣🤣

I’m only figuring it out now that this could be mistaken for masturbation content when in fact it’s about winter 😭😭😭

Tikuenda here kwaBeyoncé? 🤣🤣

What’s that one Alicia Keys song?

I got 3 free months of Apple Music with my purchase but here I am stuck on Spotify daily 🤣🤣

Ndobva mutown makumbo aakurwadza 🤣🤣🤣

ZESA has decided that we’ll have a fault every week. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Guilty!! 💀

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