Lol no

me in my room at 1am after complaining all day that i was tired and ready to go to bed

me and this lil ol mexican lady were talking in spanish and this old white bitch in a wheelchair said “we’re in america why dont you speak english” and the lil mexican lady told her “you have legs why dont you walk” I nearly died. I gave her free coffee

Don’t worry duck fans, I’m staying too

Sandra Bullock did not saved the whole ass Miss USA Pageant, adopted a black kid in the whitest society and came back from space by herself, for you to call her “The lady from Bird Box”

show me you dont care about our friendship and i will throw you so far out of my life🥰

Needed to come outside and take a pod break

courage the cowardly dog trying to explain something to muriel

me popping up after ghosting everyone for a month

me calling my best friends to let them know i did they exact opposite of the advice they gave me

the ghosts in my room when i blast my playlist filled with bops

me

Nicki minaj - Chun li (2018) x.com/bottledfleet/s…

ITS 2019 BITCH 🤠🤠