Nicki offered her short, 50 yo husband to a 36 year old all pro former NFL wide receiver with nothing to lose. For hand to hand combat. That’s how I know she’s crazy. Crazy or drugs.

This is… terrible.

I want to open my Internet and not see you people talking about love island. Please. Abeg.

You niggas is weird.

When ppl said photographs will steal your soul, they were a couple centuries and innovations early

I don’t get what bullying DJ Khaled into saying free Palestine is supposed to do.

I’m usually a big brother Stan but I forgot to watch the premiere and felt like it’d be too overwhelming to catch up by week two. Is the season good? Worth a catch up while I deep clean my apartment? #bb27

Are the green dildos a coordinated attack?

Eddie Murphy. Perfect 10. Would still smash. My gap toothed king.

I’ve been scheduling my life around running bc if I stop for just one day I’ll never move faster than a brisk walk ever again 🤣🤣🤣

I took a break from stand up— or at least the kind I was doing— bc I needed therapy. (I still need it.) Self deprecation is not radical or subversive for black women.

I’ve seen a dude with a different girl pretty much every night at the same park this week. NY men are demons 🤣🤣🤣 especially the ones with locs

In NYC even the rats have Friday night plans