AND I SHOULD'VE CRASHED THE SPEEDER, THAT NIGHT I DROVE ALONE

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be: When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

You can just buy things

nobody tells you that actual worst part of pregnancy & it’s waking up to a leg cramp from the deepest parts of hell every other night

this screams NateIsLame

the moment this app loses this feature is the moment im deleting it

my dad called me today to let me know that my birthday/mothers day gift will be delivered in 8-10 days & hearing that im getting a mothers day gift really set in that ill be having a baby in TEN FREAKING WEEKS

just beat blue prince (still need to get all my achievements) & oh my god it was so good. as an avid puzzle game lover it was so nice to actually be challenged by a puzzle game while it still being cozy 😭😭

as someone who is dating a man who is obsessed with really nice hammers, i understand where Ally Beardsley is coming from

Do you know the way to Sesame Street? Hi Elmo

Eva and Eric present: Earth Sandwich 🌍 🥪 ˚₊‧꒰ა Q U E E N W O R M ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

do you think the pope misses modern baseball?

the fact that amanda lehan canto & i could be having a baby at the same time is CRAZY

sonic cherry limeade go hard

“smoothie & hitting a curb? sounds like girl dinner to me” - nick? after hitting a curb pulling into a smoothie place

put my apple juice in a beer mug just to feel something

all pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

I believe in your ability to figure out the parking situation. You got this.

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

hi hi!! five weeks away from giving birth. i know a lot of people have asked me for my registry & i never sent it to them so if you are one of them please let me know so i can give it to you 🥺🫶🏼