Night 🖤

Tired

Have some sunshine 💛

See, cute as fuck

Feeling blah and sick today 👎🏻

It's okay to require being adored and worshipped 24/7

I could go for some *aggressive* snuggling right now

My reaction to the headline that Jäger bombs are as bad for you as cocaine: Sounds like I could do a bunch of cocaine and be fine

I started to tell my husband my to-do list for the day and he said I was overwhelming him WELCOME TO MY BRAIN EVERY DAY

I’m not too fancy to do hand stuff under the table at Cheesecake Factory, just fyi

So much baking today 😵‍💫

My ass always cashes the checks it writes😏 (unless I’m having a hot girl tummy ache)

I’ll only go to your Aunt’s Christmas thing if we can have sex in her weird bathroom

🌲❤️

Christmas kitty🖤