5 year old me when my mum asked me how I got 7 from 2+3

When he make the dick do the jumpy thing

this is how i expect all my friends to treat me after lockdown is over btw

When i wake up to 0 missed calls 0 Good morning texts, and 0 Dms bc i've isolated myself & ruined all my relationships

Dogbnb: So many people are bringing their pets with them that we added a pets selector right up front.

101,568 cabins 31,378 tiny houses 3,010 treehouses 35 airplanes 1 giant potato (yes, you can sleep in a potato) All now easier to find through our I'm Flexible feature

Excited to share a new feature we’ve been building Airbnb is finally out! Imagine you’re looking for a stay in Tahoe. The new experience intelligently pulls "fireplace", "hot tub", & other relevant amenities front & center, bringing that perfect winter cabin one click away 🔥❄️

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.

After losing our mum to cancer less than 3 weeks ago, my sister and I have been told by Sanctuary Housing that we are to vacate our family home in the next 2 weeks, forcing us in to a homelessness. I’m not one to share my business online but this is too important not to.

"83% Of All Marriages Are Unhappy" My wife gives her very best advice to get you into the top 17% // a thread 🧵

The discrimination to the Russian people is disgusting. It’s blatant out and out racism. You have 99% of Russians now suffering over less than 1% of Russians actions. It’s insane.

Hire people who have inherent urgency.

The world has 8 billion people. Less than 1% will be ready for 2030. Here's a list of 20+ terms to get you up to speed (starting today):