I will never forget how I was at this nigga mama house and we was hungry so he start making us some sandwiches… his mama was looking at me so crazy then she gone mumble “you should be making the sandwich” like ms. shirley pls don’t make me beat yo ass

Having a bully is crazy, having a bully in college is crazier but having a online college bully is craziest

Sour cream doesn’t go on tacos

Still remember it like it was yesterday tho. We’ve had hundreds of dates since then but that is still one of the most memorable just off the emotions and excitedness behind it lol

On Facebook lol

Where are the fashion girls? I wanna show yall a shoe and see who can come up w the best outfit.

Need more eye bleach Reddit threads

So what yall telling me is yall are not a girls girl because why the fuck has nobody responded to my question

Bitches.

Lmao I used to write down ppl license plates when they’d piss me off lmao why are we lunatics

It’s a bit too late for that now.

A woman on here once tweeted that she dated an illiterate man and taught him how to read. He ended up dumping her via text.

Fuck him. That child support ran out now this nigga wanna be friend her lmaoooo he a OP

greys anatomy has lived long enough to have a BBL case.

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😂

Niggas don’t know what courting means it’s not how you met her lol

You walk like Annalise Keating

Beaver came home and fell to his knees

First off why would you encourage that as her mom