What’s the requirement to get tenure as a Chicagoan? Certain number of losing Bears seasons?

Oh good, I heard Israel was running low on toilet paper.

Maybe we should just ban people named Johnson from leadership positions for a while…

Guy who didn’t get the Trump endorsement says what?

So I think that resets the Brandon Johnson accomplishments tally to: 1) scored tickets to the Grammys. End list.

Who’d he endorse in your race again?

Preview of the rally:

Tearing Arlington to the ground…only for the Bears to pivot to a different plan. Pretty gross. Pretty gross.

I think we can categorically say that Dan Proft didn’t improperly divert his Uihlein $$$ for hair treatments. So that’s good.

Lifelong Democrat.

Chicago public school parents are calling on local radio personality Amy Jacobson to step down as head coach of Amundsen High School’s boys and girls varsity volleyball teams after she mocked Gus Walz, the son of vice presidential candidate Tim Walz. trib.al/tGKUGen

Remember when this weirdo was claiming he could run for Governor by targeting "college educated female and suburban voters with an appealing message"? #twill

You mean he LIED during the campaign?!? What an unexpected and entirely unforeseeable turn of events!

Today seems like good day to remind folks that Brandon Johnson was over $3k in arrears on his water bill (and hadn’t made a payment in eight months) until the media asked about it a few days before the election. cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/ne…

A modest proposal: Springfield gives the Bears a new stadium. But the legislation includes a requirement that the McCaskeys sell the team.

The Chicago Bears are the worst run franchise in the NFL. Their fans deserve better.

This is becoming a borderline unhinged mayoral talking point. It is definitely disconnected from reality. 1) There is near zero political appetite to vote for higher taxes before 2026 elections. 2) There is no way to even HOLD citizen votes on constitutional amendments most

It was either an open bar or paying his hair and makeup bill.

Like watching two midgets fight over which of them would dunk on Michael Jordan.