that urge to nap between 3pm - 5pm is no joke

“wtf was i about to google?”

I know how to be alone.

I used to prefer texting over calling but now I prefer being unreachable.

The greatest battle when dating a man who isn’t where he wants to be financially is him fighting his demons. You’ll be on your own and this is what he’s thinking. Everything you do will seem like a threat or like you’re about to cheat. You can never be his peace.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ISOLATION AND SLEEP.

It's a human thing to get attached to someone because you talk to them everyday, no need to act like you're smart for not getting attached.

The pupils😂 They dilate😂😂😂😂

Periods should be 45 mins max. Release the egg and get tf out my face.

$64 for the emperor's new phone case?

I wonder which group is known for sharing private pictures that are given to them in trust 🙊

you can hate on everything but never on Modern Family

(they don't)

Applauding a fish for swimming.

Yup!

free palestine. free congo. free sudan. free EVERY single country facing genocide, hardships and suffering.❤️

I'm kind of an absent friend like i will love you with my whole heart and go out of my way to give you any help you need but I tend to live in my own world and suck at keeping up communication and I'm really sorry to anyone who takes that personally.