Computer, fill room with a 100% concentration of oxygen

I hit a gnome going 70 mph in my mobile orb. Such a shitty Xmas Eve RN. It ran right up on the magic highway. I hate this year so much.

You cheated not only “The Technomancer”, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

The Technomancer

You voted and we listened! The lower half of the Technomancer has been removed in favor of a prosthetic pussy that overheats at the thought of another Technomancer

Some of you guys are wondering were I’ve been… well… I’ve grown up, I’ve settled down, and I started a family. I’ve found someone that matches my freak and I’m no longer living that freaky bachelor life. All love to all you freaks out there… jiggle your bellies and stay freaky

The Technomancer announces to all future apprentices: Please do not eat nails before participating in the Technomancer’s MRI unless given explicit permission to do so.

Does anyone mind if I start spreading my technocratic empire in the Pale Everglades of the Florida Turnpike? The local wise and ever changing shape shifting Druid:

The Technomancer found dead getting high off the all magnets in the junk yard.

Wizard MRI

Wizard nailbomb

Technomancer schematics so enlightening it’ll blow your pussy hair clean off.

My new experiment is learning!

What if wizards just started killing

I have lived a very long time. This image is burned into my screens for eyes. It elicits no emotion.

Orc 9/11

Wizards aren’t real

There’s been a death at the ogre killing machine factory.

There’s been a death at the kill maiming factory

I’ve stopped believing a long time ago