only in Washington do u see bumper stickers celebrating the Harmonized Tariff Schedule. amazing.

Is it an inexplicably well reviewed girl boss novel or is it just a cup of dunkin

I wish people were live tweeting their reading of crossroads by franzen like they do succession. too much talk of franzen the person not enough talk about plot points on here.

I like wearing black air force ones because they make me feel like I’m a preacher who does volunteer shifts at a hospital

donnie darko (jake’s version) (10 hours)

all I see is bill hader

You can tell someone is over a certain age when they drive off to a second location and forget their phone at the first

Michelle Wolf is Costco brand Natasha Lyonne

Rumor has it this was the inspiration behind everything everywhere all at once

Is it just me? (Mom on right)

Sounds like someone just watched Top Gun (1986)

I’m assuming it’s a pretty exciting time to be in the marketing department for a condom company

Every time I see family without even opening my mouth I gain 5 pounds I can’t explain it I just know it’s true

hate it when i accidentally open a marketing email and i know someone out there is working from home thinking they did a really good job with a subject line

whenever i see a cool girl with a short haircut

Boyz @ the club during the summer corona outbreak

more like bar-nard

Flashbacks to Spanish oral exams at Columbia