kylie jenner and khloe kardashian protecting their baby boys’ names and faces but posting true and stormi constantly is absolutely crazy to me.

it gives me hope when someone is like 27 and still cool

that “so we done?” text always change my mind like we was but idk now

“Aww plans cancelled?? I really wanted to go, maybe next time...”

the feminine urge to bring a book everywhere even though you know full well you won’t have the chance to read it and it will only further inconvenience you with additional weight in it’s impracticality just because is OVERWHELMING

they fr need to put an extra day between saturday and sunday

The Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now

me when i remember my future depends on me

Not me having a pocket full of sunshine

just swallowed my pride and sent my professor the saddest email if he doesn’t raise my grade i will go to his office and chain myself to the radiator

my intuition b scaring me sometimes like how did i know that

gym isn’t even hard, getting there is

a clean room + candle on 🤌🏻

nobody loves your natural hair more then your dad

the fact that i procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason i still procrastinate

When I’m being given my day and my daily bread: 😍🤩🤑 When I’m being forgiven, my trespasses : 🤪🥳🥰 When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: 😷😒🤮