It should be a rule that not only do you have to have the required number of loyalty points for a NUFC away game, you should also be able to sing the correct words to the Blaydon Races.

Babies make such weird noises when they sleep😩

Isak has as good as gone.

I know players are only with us temporarily but it makes you appreciate players like Bruno who wouldn’t like a saga like this play out without saying a word.

People criticising people having a meltdown will be the ones having a meltdown when Isak leaves and we mess up any negotiations with any other striker.

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I will never ever clap him on his return to SJP if he goes to Liverpool. If his head and heart aren’t in it, get rid ASAP. My worry is we’re a shambles when it comes to bringing anyone in.

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Hey Grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

Every time I hear Sweet Caroline, I get beyond irritated. It’s just the worst song for me.

Cute little day🤗

Having a partner in the military and babies is so damn hard. My heart breaks a little with every 30 second video call where I show him the babies and they’ve grown so much 🥹

£150m and an extra £50m if you win the league. Pay up, or do one.

Absolute joke of a character.

LOL good. Make him stay. Tell him to put his toys back in the pram and get on with the job he’s contracted to do. & point out that sulking, refusing to play or performing poorly will mean he’s stuck for the rest of his contract cause noone will want him next season if he’s shite.

I might be biased but my babies are beautiful🥹💕. Poppy loves an Alan Shearer celebration already

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Hope Liverpool don’t come in with another bid for Isak, and he rots training with the reserves and ruining his own reputation and career instead of playing Champions League football and building up to the World Cup.

3 months today & the start of the Premier League season. Their faces may not look impressed but they will learn to love NUFC just as much as their Mammy does❤️

Nahhh just sue him for breach of contract, fine him ridiculous amounts.