Thank you mum, thank you dad 😭 #strictly

I can hear my neighbour snoring 🥲 I thought we left this behind in the flat

Another womb biopsy done, another transvaginal and pelvic scan booked. Just want my fanny to be happy again.

Really trying to enjoy Christmas but fuck, this time last year was the worst couple of months. Things could have been so different.

How can you have a song called Whistle with no whistling in it? Scooter would never.

Hit a new low and had to buy IBS relief tablets with my co-op points.

#TheTraitorsUK

Me to Paul even though its the literal point of the game #TheTraitors

Nothing gives me the ick more than seeing people on those indoor rock climbing walls and they do the lil hop to change their footing. I can’t even explain it.

It’s such a hard sport to do and I really appreciate how hard it is but that lil hop just kills me 💀

Chandler with a moustache.

Me when I return home from any social gathering

I’ve got the sads today and Adam’s just brought me the clean washing to smell for a Sarah Tonin boost

Still looking for 2 Pitch Standing tickets for Foo Fighters at Old Trafford on Thursday 13th June. if anyone sees any for sale, please let me know. Twickets only have someone selling 4 🥲

I’ve said it’s since towie, but Joey Essex looks like a TERRIBLE kisser. #loveisland

I have NEVER heard anyone sing the national anthem in time.

Will sell my soul for Chappell Roan tickets x

If Oasis can get back together then so can One Direction 🫡