I could hardly eat anything my entire pregnancy and I was so stressed about baby getting everything they needed; midwife was like, you taking your prenatal vitamins? cool, baby will just steal whatever else they need from you :)

Anyone in Baltimore have info on hours/days for the train garden at the glen ave fire station? Maybe I’m just bad at googling today but I can’t find anything!

Things I’m asking as a non-influencer artist and sometimes art instructor who no longer gets views—should I be putting up fliers in coffee shops?

Now that i have a nice printer at home i can do custom, one off prints! If anything strikes your fancy you can always email me at [email protected] ❤

Some of my handmade Christmas projects 2021-2022

Toddler woke up in the middle of the night screaming and had to be brought to our bed so basically no one slept; nap time now (for both of us!) but unfortunately Grammy has learned how to turn up the volume on the TV. Husband brought earplugs. Hero.

No one is ever going to get me what I truly want for Christmas, a set of stasher bags for my tupperware drawer.

Help my mother in law showed my toddler videos of trains on her iPad and now all he wants is videos of trains

The guilt I feel every time I turn on the TV is so real. It sucks. I spend all day with my kid, have not had a day off in over 20 months, and sometimes I turn on the TV and I feel like crap 🙃 Trying very hard to break that habit of guilt

It’s officially gone. RIP Dark Sky

The amount of money that parents charge for second-hand lovevery board books is criminal

Do you record videos of yourself singing to your toddler so that they have something to remember you by in case you die too soon or are you a well adjusted parent?

You were never going to become a marine biologist. You probably would have killed entire underwater ecosystems. You can barely make a grilled cheese. You're a writer. There were no better choices. Live más.

Extremely great that my dog and best friend died while I was pregnant and now my toddler is obsessed with dogs and we don’t have a dog and he sobs whenever he hears a dog that we can’t see :)

My kid is probably the only toddler who decides when he’s done watching Miss Rachel which is great bc he’s not addicted to TV but honestly I wish she could buy me more time 😭😭

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

Every episode of Bob’s Burgers. The Dinner Party episode of The Office.