i hope my daughter gets my eyes instead of my habit of forgiving people and forgetting how they made me feel as soon as they're nice again

man peaches n eggplants still hit

Y'all assume too much. I could post "I'm cool where I'm at" and yall will think | got a relationship problem when I'm chillin in front of the AC

Goodmorning, where do you get that stuff you put on a napkin and make people pass out from?

do y’all ever have the urge to just

& my ass ? fat!

Everybody can start asking me what I want for my birthday now

stickers really funny es when you got one for every situation 😂😂

I really wanna do Christmas in New York

Me rn

bitches said when they see me they was gonna smack me , she must’ve rescheduled 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I can't lie, I get excited when somebody crash out about me😭😭 like damn you really like me lmaoo

I love when a nigga miss me even if he just seen me

“they said you crazy”WHOOPTYYFUCKINGDOOO BITCH

Can a day go without making me cuss

If a black person is gonna commit suicide, it won’t be by hanging themselves from a fucking tree. Fuck outta here.

Cardi B said she knew her relationship was over when she’d walk past and he wouldn’t smack her ass. I’m hearing her. 😂