unpopular opinion: if you buy a seat you’re entitled to it

the cashier when i press "no tip" after all they did was spin the ipad around and hand me my food

just remembered this after watching adolescence, im so glad i grew up with cartoon network and not todays internet

me removing the notification while showing a video to my mum

Apple really SNAPPED when they made this feature

Schizophrenia awareness post!

imagine CLEARING someone this bad WHILE intoxicated LMFAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

If I had kids, I’d rather a drag queen to be near them then Church Pastor

You know who never was accused of being a pedophile? Kamala Harris

Elon called Trump a pedophile thus revealing he knowingly supported and befriended a pedophile and only said something when he thought it would make him money

‘A lot of us love a bad boy.” What a fucking embarrassment

I’ve never heard anybody say “play some jay z”