wow who ever could have guessed that the twitter feature that crowdsource "context" would be an absolute garbage fire

Today I made an entire risotto start to finish before realizing the rice was stale and it was completely inedible.

A few weeks ago I put a scarf down on my desk and now I have a new part time associate.

Truly wild to me how many fellow millennials don't know how to use a page break.

Yet another round of drafting a piece of writing saved by the Beth Wilensky tip that if a sentence isn't fitting somewhere, it's probably the first sentence of a new paragraph.

The most important thing you can do to prepare to practice law is learn to use styles in Microsoft Word I am NOT joking.

WHY DOES COURT HAVE SO MANY WEIRD FIDDLY THINGS TO DO

I am now two for two on being the primary attorney on an immigration court case but having the court address the decision and all correspondence to some other attorney who has put in an appearance - what am I doing wrong here?

One thing I love about Lyft is that time means absolutely nothing on this app like I've been waiting "1 minute" for 7 minutes and if you get stuck in traffic it doesn't predict a new time it just slowly inches your arrival time later and later in real time until you get there.

I want to be a positive person but what do they even talk about

Help I just watched an episode of a TV show do a criminal trial where someone was found not guilty by reason of...asylum.

Friends: am I too online

So fyi fun facts I called my student loan servicer because my bill was higher than studentloans.gov's estimate and their own payment schedule said it should be and they were like "oh how weird wonder how that could have happened" and now my bill is $900 less per month

Someone referred to me today as a "capable and experienced attorney" today relating to work I really care about and that's going right into the "nice things people have said about me" email folder for sure!!